"Louis Vuitton" | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown

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Don't try to sell a Louis Vuitton bag to an Indian! Here's a clip from my 2008 special, "Red, White, and Brown."

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  1. Mr. Firdoesh
    Mr. Firdoesh
    Дзень таму

    Vegetable Shop: Avocado at 700KG Indian Mom: Are you selling kohinoor? This shit is real trust me

  2. Autumn Marie
    Autumn Marie
    2 дні таму

    My grandfather is white and he's the cheapest person I know he will even get food that is a day or so expired so he gets it for only a couple cents or bucks for it😂😂

  3. RapCat
    RapCat
    3 дні таму

    I can't spell louis voution now because of it

  4. christin mei poae
    christin mei poae
    5 дзён таму

    😅😂😂😂

  5. Erik Abduldinov
    Erik Abduldinov
    5 дзён таму

    He made my day (:

  6. Mahesh M V U
    Mahesh M V U
    6 дзён таму

    Can’t bargain?! You are not an Indian then, sorry. 😁

  7. Khai Morger
    Khai Morger
    7 дзён таму

    my forever fave "LV" show...im still coming back to watch this 14.10.2020

  8. hachour ghanou
    hachour ghanou
    7 дзён таму

    “Triple five” always get me 😂

  9. Aditya Bhandari
    Aditya Bhandari
    7 дзён таму

    I am in Indian and I was about to die after watching this 😂😂😂😂😂

  10. Nicole Gomez
    Nicole Gomez
    8 дзён таму

    am joy

  11. asheek keerodhur
    asheek keerodhur
    9 дзён таму

    Brazilians r in that cheap list as well

  12. No Jo
    No Jo
    10 дзён таму

    You idiot don’t Degrade Indians just because u think it’s funny 😡. U stupid 🤪

  13. NAWAF Tovilii
    NAWAF Tovilii
    10 дзён таму

    You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim Go and listen to Sheikh Ahmed Deedat and Sheikh Zakir Naik and Sheikh Yusuf Estes

  14. DEUKA Official
    DEUKA Official
    10 дзён таму

    Dats so true,,,Chinese copy

  15. Emmanuel
    Emmanuel
    13 дзён таму

    5:43 2-1-2 555,8246 😂😂

  16. Steve Shi
    Steve Shi
    14 дзён таму

    How'd Russell come up with this story? Legendary!

  17. iamsheep
    iamsheep
    15 дзён таму

    Lol the Chinese not buying LV bags did t age well 🤣

  18. 国泰民安
    国泰民安
    18 дзён таму

    👍🤣

  19. Aditya Singh
    Aditya Singh
    18 дзён таму

    indian mothers r best bargainer in the world...

  20. Dio Brando
    Dio Brando
    19 дзён таму

    As a chinese I gotta say, that's the best Chinese accent I've heard in a while XD)

  21. A1 Autobuild
    A1 Autobuild
    19 дзён таму

    Still cry in laughter the best

  22. Somya Ranjan Sahu
    Somya Ranjan Sahu
    19 дзён таму

    Asshole, Indians don't have an accent of a mid-aged ancient Egyptian Uncle

    1. Ass Splitter
      Ass Splitter
      14 дзён таму

      Oh the irony, defending not having an accent while forcing the accent on others

  23. Koyo Media
    Koyo Media
    19 дзён таму

    his chinese accent lol!

  24. Kayla Y
    Kayla Y
    20 дзён таму

    I feel the same way body. I pray every day for this man and all the good patriots.

    1. Ass Splitter
      Ass Splitter
      14 дзён таму

      "Same way body" what's that supposed to mean?

  25. Rodrigo Santos
    Rodrigo Santos
    23 дні таму

    Hilarious!!! Really good stand up!

  26. Dana Sammac
    Dana Sammac
    23 дні таму

    Absolutely brilliant 😆

  27. gokartgofast
    gokartgofast
    23 дні таму

    One of the worst comedians ever. All his jokes are based on people's inability to speak English.

    1. Ass Splitter
      Ass Splitter
      14 дзён таму

      What's wrong with it?

  28. Just Some Guy without a Mustache
    Just Some Guy without a Mustache
    25 дзён таму

    Dude I subscribe and turn on post notification This really made my night.

  29. John Ritter
    John Ritter
    26 дзён таму

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  30. Cal Aylmer
    Cal Aylmer
    26 дзён таму

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  31. Ralph Zaeger
    Ralph Zaeger
    26 дзён таму

    Indian market has cheap chinese goods obviously low quality Ive bought rc cars of various prices all chinese all were off within 3 weeks

  32. saurabh
    saurabh
    27 дзён таму

    🤣🤣🤣

  33. Shawshank
    Shawshank
    28 дзён таму

    I work sales... When a Chinese or Indian walk in... I dont make any money. Filipinos spend money, and they're friendly af.

  34. Funny Insider
    Funny Insider
    28 дзён таму

    Your Chinese accent is too good.. continue the good work.

  35. Akshay Unni
    Akshay Unni
    29 дзён таму

    Seller : 350 rupees My Indian mom: I'll give you 30 rupees.

    1. mariza del prado
      mariza del prado
      13 дзён таму

      @nara hari ohh really?

    2. nara hari
      nara hari
      14 дзён таму

      @mariza del prado but the real deal is the guy agrees to sell it for 60

    3. mariza del prado
      mariza del prado
      19 дзён таму

      Haha..me too laughng out hard here..ur mother's epic..haha

    4. Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      25 дзён таму

      Lol

  36. Neetisha
    Neetisha
    Месяц таму

    I thought he was a good comedian until I saw a couple of videos. And in each video, he's always insulting some people or some culture especially Indians. I hardly think this is a comedy. There's a way of doing it, he just throws direct insults at people. He really needs to learn to respect cultures. I wonder how people laugh at his lame jones.

  37. jay villanoza
    jay villanoza
    Месяц таму

    Filipino here, you might wanna change your mind who's the cheapest? I'm bargaining here 😂🤣😂

  38. Kash Afifi
    Kash Afifi
    Месяц таму

    4:43

  39. Deep K.
    Deep K.
    Месяц таму

    Sometimes after eating spicy food, I have "Looz" ... Absolutely looz is looz....motions...😁😁😁

  40. Blockade Quece
    Blockade Quece
    Месяц таму

    To be precise, most people in Asia countries does this lol

  41. Yahya maxwell
    Yahya maxwell
    Месяц таму

    I hate indians

    1. Robby
      Robby
      Месяц таму

      That’s homophobic

  42. Reyhan Talibova
    Reyhan Talibova
    Месяц таму

    Very funny 🤣❤️

  43. Miami Bestboy
    Miami Bestboy
    Месяц таму

    This guy is a legend of Comedy. GOD bless him.....

  44. LordMikadani
    LordMikadani
    Месяц таму

    You wanna to sign a puack?

  45. 1Jay 2Ceez
    1Jay 2Ceez
    Месяц таму

    I click on the video and the first thing I hear is “Where the Jews at? Any Jews in here?”

  46. Razi
    Razi
    Месяц таму

    1:25 Lol shit that was the best dark joke in his show that I've come across 😅🤣

  47. joe kabacolac
    joe kabacolac
    Месяц таму

    I watch this everyday

  48. Monica Silva
    Monica Silva
    Месяц таму

    Hahaha hahaha take it and go 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  49. Cheni Kiks
    Cheni Kiks
    Месяц таму

    For me.. this was RP best show.. EVER

  50. Julien Cayla
    Julien Cayla
    Месяц таму

    Yet there is one occasion when Indians, even the thrifty ones, will go all out at Louis Vuitton.......weddings. Every culture has contexts where people are more likely to spend: www.vogue.in/weddings/content/louis-vuitton-will-curate-a-selection-of-bridal-trunks-at-vogue-wedding-show-2019

  51. Mehakpreet Singh
    Mehakpreet Singh
    Месяц таму

    2:30 he is fluffy

  52. Poda Rogue
    Poda Rogue
    Месяц таму

    Indians are Asians . 😂

  53. Juliadina
    Juliadina
    Месяц таму

    He's the best 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

  54. Richi Bansal
    Richi Bansal
    Месяц таму

    How brilliantly he changes accents 😂

  55. marko mikic
    marko mikic
    Месяц таму

    Legend

  56. Mercedes Benz
    Mercedes Benz
    Месяц таму

    Me : Papa buy me that toy. Father to shopkeeper : How much is it? Shopkeeper : 500 Rupees sir. . Father : No, its too much. I am only giving 250, agree? Shopkeeper : That's just not possible. I can't sell in that price, it's not even the cost price of the product. How about 350? . My Father : starts walking away* Shopkeeper : Oh sir sir, take it take it. 🤣🤣

  57. Prasad Sawant
    Prasad Sawant
    Месяц таму

    Chinese people selling fake to Indians that's India baby😂😂

  58. Lorine Woodfolk
    Lorine Woodfolk
    Месяц таму

    Good video!!

  59. Mohammed Qabazard
    Mohammed Qabazard
    Месяц таму

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  60. Anna Leszczyk-Singh
    Anna Leszczyk-Singh
    Месяц таму

    Its so true 😂

  61. Asif Shah
    Asif Shah
    Месяц таму

    You are 100% wrong about Chinese. I have seen them trust me they waste money like you waste water washing your ass. I have been around Chinese for 2 years. They are the most richest and they buy the brands you can't even pronounce.

  62. Anitha Fernando
    Anitha Fernando
    Месяц таму

    Russell looks like it has been quite some years since you have been associated with Indians. We have evolved much better than the rest of the world. We dont have that stupid accent you use for Indians. Stop insulting us. Also becoming boring. Since our money is hard earned we know the value of it so we dont throw it around. If that is being cheap ...thats ok. Atleast we are not morons being things that are priced highly. Shameful to know that somewhere you have an Indian origin. Even if it is supposed to be a comedy please have some refinement.

    1. Anima Choudhary
      Anima Choudhary
      Месяц таму

      Calm down

  63. su ِali
    su ِali
    Месяц таму

    straight face the entire 40 seconds i lasted

  64. Shreyas
    Shreyas
    Месяц таму

    his indian accent is like my maths teacher

  65. james emmanuel
    james emmanuel
    Месяц таму

    I watch movies on Netflix unlimited, with the little money I paid, I recommend *dark_hakk* on *Instagram* for you.

  66. Tommy Scott
    Tommy Scott
    Месяц таму

    Do people think they make bags in Hong Kong lol they dont make anything

  67. Lew H
    Lew H
    Месяц таму

    Wasn't an Asian supposed to be selling the bag not a Indian guy?

  68. charan
    charan
    Месяц таму

    My mom at super market : how much is this chips packet? Shop keeper : That is 20 rs. Mom : it is half air, make it 10 rs. Shop keeper : madam that is the mrp. Mom : i dont care which company it is, it is half air so i am giving you half the price. Me (behind my mom) : already opened th bag and eating from it.

  69. Olga Lidia
    Olga Lidia
    Месяц таму

    You are so cute.and so funny!

  70. Pure soul Kounoute
    Pure soul Kounoute
    Месяц таму

    I never laughed harder in my entire life , literally.

  71. John K Lindgren
    John K Lindgren
    Месяц таму

    *HUOMIO kuinka monta Suomalaista, Suomenruotsalaista, Ruotsinsuomalaista ja Ahvenanmaalaista Stand-Uppia katsoo Russel Petersin haasatattelua?* byget.info/cd/qHqLetKeqqfcm2k/v-d-a.html

  72. Monkeys Uncle
    Monkeys Uncle
    Месяц таму

    Indiana are super cheap . Had an Indian boss who would make us get broken pallets and make a new ones to use . The majority were hella fucked up , but that dude was cheap as shit lol

  73. Jafer Chalil
    Jafer Chalil
    Месяц таму

    We Indians are not cheap. We're just smart.

    1. Anthony Peters
      Anthony Peters
      Месяц таму

      100% sure

  74. Akarsh Ramachandra
    Akarsh Ramachandra
    Месяц таму

    Camera noises are also having the Chinese accent. Talk about the details 🤣

  75. H S
    H S
    Месяц таму

    *Russell "Kameena".*

  76. Brian Cao
    Brian Cao
    Месяц таму

    His Chinese accent is better than a lot of Chinese people's

  77. Wait a minute WHAT?
    Wait a minute WHAT?
    Месяц таму

    We went to a fancy restaurant in Dubai and my mom forced me and my brother to take all the complimentary Dates and other dry fruits including paper towels because she thought it was way to expensive meal. IIn her defense kids can take that without shame. The look on the staff was one thing I'll never forget. I was 22 and my brother 27 back then.😑😑😑😑

  78. Awesome Amartya
    Awesome Amartya
    Месяц таму

    Reminds me of Redmi selling mobile in India 🤣

  79. prakhar srivastava
    prakhar srivastava
    Месяц таму

    I loved when you said "ekdam no. 1". Yeah we are cheap and proud if it.🤣

  80. Ankit Anand
    Ankit Anand
    Месяц таму

    Idiot

  81. Hg Hg
    Hg Hg
    Месяц таму

    the chemistry between him and the spectators was something special in this particular show, wow.

  82. persishow persishow
    persishow persishow
    2 месяцы таму

    remnant from the ashes

  83. Dinesh Ramdhayan
    Dinesh Ramdhayan
    2 месяцы таму

    chtriple 5

  84. Nitish Chauhan
    Nitish Chauhan
    2 месяцы таму

    I don't why but he look like piyush mishra

  85. Shruti Sharma
    Shruti Sharma
    2 месяцы таму

    I'm such a disappointment to Indians. I can't even ask for the free dhaniya.

    1. Thanos •
      Thanos •
      2 месяцы таму

      I can feel ya!

  86. Dexter Wooten
    Dexter Wooten
    2 месяцы таму

    Dang... I really feel bad. Reading these comments makes me feel like I'm the only person in the world that just really thinks this guy isn't funny at all... 😔

    1. Anthony Peters
      Anthony Peters
      Месяц таму

      yep!

  87. anonymous Entity
    anonymous Entity
    2 месяцы таму

    Last joke was spot on😂

  88. ashuexcel
    ashuexcel
    2 месяцы таму

    Fuckk...someone gifted my wife a LV bag made in hong kong.. I thought it was genuine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  89. Haleem :D
    Haleem :D
    2 месяцы таму

    What the heck is he wearing though?

  90. Muscle Skull
    Muscle Skull
    2 месяцы таму

    Bro , you are hillllarioussss !!!

  91. Uv Knights
    Uv Knights
    2 месяцы таму

    So true with phone numbers

  92. Chris Garon
    Chris Garon
    2 месяцы таму

    You’re crazy 😂

  93. not one is found
    not one is found
    2 месяцы таму

    At 1:38 when they show the crowd is that Jared the subway guy to the right with the glasses?

    1. Yogesh Kumar
      Yogesh Kumar
      2 месяцы таму

      Early 2000s everyone looked Jared

  94. John Houghton
    John Houghton
    2 месяцы таму

    Lol

  95. nextari
    nextari
    2 месяцы таму

    We were really fortunate to have Russell for a few years like this, his genius is revelational, you can see it in the expressions of almost disbelief in the people. It's like "how can he be this funny"... A true artist.

  96. Suresh Enterprises
    Suresh Enterprises
    2 месяцы таму

    Rome X Road:- hug a chines guy..

  97. rahma
    rahma
    2 месяцы таму

    love how the cameraman keeps zooming in to random asian people who might not even be Chinese 💀💀💀

  98. Stafford NATION
    Stafford NATION
    2 месяцы таму

    “No thank u ahh just ahhh looking...” dead

  99. Anant Dwivedi
    Anant Dwivedi
    2 месяцы таму

    you know, years from now, when this fucking genius transcends into the afterlife, he is most certainly going to be remembered for this piece, among many others.

  100. MR. Allen
    MR. Allen
    2 месяцы таму

    I'm a white guy and don't bargain, so does that means I got ripped off? 🤣