Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans - George Carlin

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From HBO Life Is Worth Losing.

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  1. fuugu
    fuugu
    2 години таму

    wonder how many fat people were in the audience..

  2. Alberto Gonzalez
    Alberto Gonzalez
    2 години таму

    So sad but so true!!! I couldn’t imagine what he’ll say now 2020 🔥

  3. Franco Avila
    Franco Avila
    8 годин таму

    R.i.P You made me less curious George.

  4. Shatterhand2049
    Shatterhand2049
    9 годин таму

    George, at 10:25 , speaks the biggest truth of all: the government doesn't care about its people. All these people who prop up Trump like he's the hero who's "making America great again" don't get that he doesn't give a tenth of a shit about any of them. I guaran-goddamn-tee you he would throw any of his supporters to the wolves in a fucking heartbeat if doing so would keep him safe. He wouldn't even think twice. Look at what he's doing right now: he's holding the American people's money hostage by refusing to continue COVID-19 stimulus talks until after the election. He's trying to buy votes by suggesting that if he gets re-elected, he'll continue the stimulus talks to make sure struggling workers affected by COVID-19 - you know, that global pandemic that has, to date, killed 300,000 Americans and that most of his supporters claim is fake or over-dramatized - get more money. And there's no guarantee he'll even do that! He could easily swipe the rug out from under everyone and make up some lame-ass excuse why he can't do it or work with his cronies to manufacture some kind of problem to conveniently explain away why it can't be done or prevent it from being done. And his brain-dead sycophants will slurp it all up and wear those fucking MAGA hats with pride. Yeah, those same people who can't be bothered to wear masks to protect themselves or others from the pandemic because they think it infringes on their freedoms, buy BOY FUCKING HOWDY, they'll sure as shit take a hand-out for it if it's offered, won't they? Operative word, "IF". Cuz he has nothing forcing him to keep that promise; no signature, no governmental mandate, no obligation whatsoever, and that's even if he wins. If, by some chance, he loses to Joe Biden, holy jumped up Jeebus! He'll fuck this country so hard their sphincters will be tingling for months, and no one will be spared; not his supporters, not his opponents. It'll be equal-opportunity wholesale fuckery...that is, if he's not too busy finding any way possible to prove the results of the elections were fraudulent, because you know that's coming if he loses. And don't think that I believe Joe Biden is our salvation; he's not by any stretch, but at this point, nearly anyone is better than Trump. Not that it matters, though; I am absolutely convinced Trump will be re-elected because he and his supporters and his criminal cronies in power have been doing, and will continue to do, everything they can to make sure he does, from fucking with the Postal Service to making absentee voting more difficult to limiting the number of polling places in key strategic states, and that's just scratching the surface. I would not be at all surprised if, on Election Day, we hear story after story about disruptions at polling places and ballot boxes. And, I can tell you right now that if, by some miracle, Trump loses, this country will be a fucking nightmare for months to come, because the extremists who have followed him with this do-or-die attitude will make life a living hell for everyone just to spite and punish them, and Trump won't even bat an eye. He won't tell them to stop. He'll throw his hands in the air like he just don't care...because he doesn't. Never has, never will.

  5. Erik w
    Erik w
    11 годин таму

    George Carlin the prophet

  6. birhan2006
    birhan2006
    11 годин таму

    It's 2020 and a con man named Trump is a president... he could have predicted it

    1. birhan2006
      birhan2006
      2 години таму

      @Erik w No, you are already proclaiming your stupidity, to the world, by comparing a shoplifter and a serial killer as equal criminals. I’m not sure how old you are, but people like you think they all figured it out when they need to be explained to how small knowledge could be dangerous. So stop your apathy !!!

    2. Erik w
      Erik w
      10 годин таму

      @birhan2006 and you are a idiot for thinking Biden is any different or any less corrupt then Trump. Biden could care less about me or you dont fool yourself.

    3. birhan2006
      birhan2006
      10 годин таму

      @Erik w if you are a normal breathing human being you wouldn't compare the two. but of course, you could be one of the stupid people he is referring to here or work in a Russian troll farm

    4. Erik w
      Erik w
      10 годин таму

      biden is in the big club with trump this is all a big show.

  7. Mr. Treebones
    Mr. Treebones
    14 годин таму

    Miss you so much George. Your material is still so amazingly relevant.

  8. Yadira Moreno
    Yadira Moreno
    15 годин таму

    callmecarson

  9. *Hérétic
    *Hérétic
    16 годин таму

    be happy with what you got, enjoy life because nobody will do it for you.

  10. Adil Achahbar
    Adil Achahbar
    16 годин таму

    I love this guy. I hope he's still alive in order to destroy some trash

  11. Tosa
    Tosa
    21 годину таму

    Non-relevant old shit as in obsolete. Good for a few shallow laughs, I suppose.

    1. Sky Walker
      Sky Walker
      10 годин таму

      Did you mean that as sarcasm?

  12. Chuck Lotro
    Chuck Lotro
    22 години таму

    There are some dumb ass mother fuckers running around in MAGA hats supporting a draft dodging, putin loving, troop hating going bankrupt pile of shit.

  13. Rob Hadlock
    Rob Hadlock
    Дзень таму

    Truer today and not getting better, the "news media" is the propaganda wing of the Democratic party, we never needed fact checkers until the TRUTH started to come out

  14. Harry Gale
    Harry Gale
    Дзень таму

    2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 New International Version 9 The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, 10 and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11 For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12 and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.

  15. koyaanisqatsi
    koyaanisqatsi
    Дзень таму

    Now they eleminate the middle man called 'politician' and want to rule the people themselves 'trump'.

  16. Mr. Hater • 18 years ago
    Mr. Hater • 18 years ago
    Дзень таму

    I think we need a civil war against the government and their bible thumping cronies.

  17. St Preux
    St Preux
    Дзень таму

    08:18 They own you, and _they_ now includes Google, Facebook, Twitter and all other social media. Why are those services free? Because you aren't the customer, _you are the product._ Your personal information is milked from you like dairy cows and sold to the real customers: the corporations and the police. _You are property._

  18. Arpad Schummer
    Arpad Schummer
    Дзень таму

    He's talking about "DEMOCRATS" in this video more than anyone else!

  19. Emily Iannielli
    Emily Iannielli
    Дзень таму

    George Carlin called it right!

    1. George Sawtooth
      George Sawtooth
      Дзень таму

      Yeah and he called out the assholes who are worried about germs...e.g. COVID19

  20. Brad Engen
    Brad Engen
    Дзень таму

    You tell people the truth but they are to dump to get it George was the man

  21. André Forget
    André Forget
    Дзень таму

    What was a leftist monologue in 2005 is now a far-right monologue in 2020.

  22. Exhilirous
    Exhilirous
    Дзень таму

    Love em or hate em. He spitting facts

  23. Keyser Söze
    Keyser Söze
    Дзень таму

    10,000 fat people didn't like their reality check.

  24. Dennis Wicker
    Dennis Wicker
    Дзень таму

    He has to be talking about Trump supporters through his grave.

  25. Benjamin Franklin
    Benjamin Franklin
    Дзень таму

    not even a comedian a true speaker

  26. tennis_spot
    tennis_spot
    Дзень таму

    Genius

  27. TheTruth About Science and God
    TheTruth About Science and God
    Дзень таму

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  28. stanislaw michel
    stanislaw michel
    Дзень таму

    "Got a pencil? Get the fuck in there its physics." LMAO this dude is awesome.

  29. MemeBoy55
    MemeBoy55
    2 дні таму

    Anyone else here from being a kid and watching Thomas and Friends?

  30. Wee Maggie jiggs
    Wee Maggie jiggs
    2 дні таму

    10K Fat fcuks put a thumbs down 🤣

  31. Ann Raines
    Ann Raines
    2 дні таму

    You gotta love George .. hilarious and brutally honest.

  32. Diana Raymond
    Diana Raymond
    2 дні таму

    All the wealth gain through slavery, that’s why they don’t teach it to you at school! Cause your living in it...

  33. Ok
    Ok
    2 дні таму

    “It’s called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it”

  34. domo mitsune
    domo mitsune
    2 дні таму

    It's hard to believe, but I believe I actually seen George Carlin when he perform this and it was recorded. I've lost how many times I've seen George Carlin perform live and the same goes for Bill Maher. It helps when you have and grandparents who likes to travel to see comedians perform. It's funny how comedians jokes turn out to become reality down the road. What he said about what happened in his day, is true today as well.

  35. Blue Apple
    Blue Apple
    2 дні таму

    Would have been a blast to hang with this guy! I would have paid to just follow him around.

  36. Mark Sardar
    Mark Sardar
    2 дні таму

    The smartest person I can think of. May he RIP

  37. ALDO DR
    ALDO DR
    2 дні таму

    Immortal George Carlin is so relevant to what's going on today

  38. jason francese
    jason francese
    2 дні таму

    I wish George Carlin were still around to see that my generation has taken his use of irony to the extreme I would like to think he would find entertaining. Especially some people like Bo Burnham and Greg Guevara.

  39. Ernest Thames
    Ernest Thames
    2 дні таму

    They call him a comedian. But he doesn't tell jokes. Just the truth. And we laugh...

  40. Jesper Bøgh
    Jesper Bøgh
    2 дні таму

    R I P - Buddy . . .

  41. GREATWHITE2
    GREATWHITE2
    2 дні таму

    And what did Americans worry the most about at the onset of the Pandemic of 2020?! TOILET PAPER! WE'RE EATING REALLY GOOD, PEOPLE!!

  42. Kevin Leugan
    Kevin Leugan
    2 дні таму

    The sad part is that George Carlin's cynicism caught on pretty well with the American public, but the actual desire to learn and know stuff didn't.

  43. ez a
    ez a
    2 дні таму

    Everyone is 50 lbs overweights! This is actually true because I am 190 lbs, 5'8'' and I would be very overweight everywhere in the world, but I am just average in the U.S.

  44. Slow Neutron
    Slow Neutron
    2 дні таму

    If George were alive today, this is what he'd be saying : . . . . "Get me THE FUCK out of this urn!" George 4ever, baby.

  45. Christianna Jolie
    Christianna Jolie
    2 дні таму

    I’m glad I stumbled upon George. I just hate learning about the US history it’s bullshit and sucks that we have to learn it. I’m glad I found someone with the same mindset as me :)

  46. LeeAnn B
    LeeAnn B
    3 дні таму

    Had the sheer utter pleasure to see him 2x in providence ri, ppac! I was 10 in 1978..his 1st hbo special my parents let me watch with them..fast forward..coming back to mass from Florida i had your all diseased playing, i heard giggles from the back seat itwas my then 10 yr old son, getting what was being said like i did in 78, needless to say he laughed, belly rolling laughs..ty George you are missed dearly!

  47. Kevin McDonald
    Kevin McDonald
    3 дні таму

    GPS MY CYNT AND ASS.

  48. Murilo S. Oliveira
    Murilo S. Oliveira
    3 дні таму

    How can he be so timeless? This was almost 20 years ago, and it feels like he was talking about the current situation... I agree with the comments: what made George Carlin a true genius is just that he was paying attention and reverberated what he saw to us... Nothing short of amazing...

  49. Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
    Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
    3 дні таму

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  50. Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
    Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
    3 дні таму

    All the THUMBS DOWN....are OVER WEIGHT....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude and Dudette....I'm over weight...he is so on point!!!!! I don't get anyone thumbs down...unless you are in DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
      Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
      3 дні таму

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  51. Rodney Love
    Rodney Love
    3 дні таму

    Soberingly factual.

  52. Tater Tot 2020 OwO
    Tater Tot 2020 OwO
    3 дні таму

    America is now starving and at war.

  53. Teimu Hevonen
    Teimu Hevonen
    3 дні таму

    what a visionary!!!!

  54. tim fd
    tim fd
    3 дні таму

    I was thinking when you think your the best you stop trying to improve and reflect on what problems you need to solve.

  55. axelfoley20
    axelfoley20
    3 дні таму

    How many years ago did George tell people this? Yet most people still seem to think the opposite. Some people will never learn. Of course the elites own everything. They make you think you're free but you aren't and the income tax is a perfect example of how you cannot possibly be free. If you choose not to pay it, what will happen? If you choose not to pay property tax, what happens? So how can you say you own your home? Cognitive dissonance and compartmentalization is a serious problem for people.

  56. Alex
    Alex
    3 дні таму

    Well said

  57. That's besides the point
    That's besides the point
    3 дні таму

    People got stupid when the Democrats took over the school systems.

  58. Matthew Allan
    Matthew Allan
    3 дні таму

    I watch this every year and it keeps getting more relevant every time.

  59. wcompto
    wcompto
    3 дні таму

    how depressing. I can remember when he was truly funny, but he just turned into an angry old man.

  60. pepe the frog
    pepe the frog
    3 дні таму

    Keynsian economics in a nutshell

  61. Ron G
    Ron G
    3 дні таму

    Natives always build casinos and malls...

  62. Avid Odd
    Avid Odd
    3 дні таму

    fatphobic shitlord kek

  63. ali khan
    ali khan
    3 дні таму

    You have to be asleep to believe it 😮

  64. aaronsmichael
    aaronsmichael
    3 дні таму

    I wish he was around to see the shit going on right now. We need him more than ever.

  65. T41EF
    T41EF
    4 дні таму

    I came here to laugh....I left after 2 minutes.....

  66. Furio
    Furio
    4 дні таму

    *AS A TOURISIM OPERAYOR HERE IN AUSTRALIA, I CONCURE THAT THE PART ABOUT THE FAT PEOPLE WITH KIDS AND BACKPACKS IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT* *WHEN THEY COME HERE LOCALS ACTUALLY STARE AT THEM CAUSE THEY'RE USUALLY TALKING LOUDER THAN ANYONE ELSE*

  67. RichJ
    RichJ
    4 дні таму

    All the drugs this guy did he made it to 71...👍

  68. bianca
    bianca
    4 дні таму

    I used to be a teacher. Got kicked out of a school job for essentially saying the critical thinking part to the principal. This is so real!

  69. D Legionnaire
    D Legionnaire
    4 дні таму

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  70. bobby thomas
    bobby thomas
    4 дні таму

    YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH --YOU DIE EARLY--ONLY GOOD DIE YOUNG

  71. Rolando Sauceda
    Rolando Sauceda
    4 дні таму

    George you poor ass Athiest dude. How sad an individual can you be? One question George....where are you now??? .........pause........I REST MY CASE!!!!

  72. Mike Auciello
    Mike Auciello
    4 дні таму

    its amazing,,15 years later George sounds like the idiot

  73. Mike Auciello
    Mike Auciello
    4 дні таму

    Thess people? F him

  74. Mike Auciello
    Mike Auciello
    4 дні таму

    Shame, they hold cell phones now and are skinny again lol

  75. Mike Auciello
    Mike Auciello
    4 дні таму

    George lost his mind in old age, poor guy was very funny and satirical at one time. But making fun of fat folks who cant wipe thier ass is cruel. Being overweight means we aint starving

  76. Mike Auciello
    Mike Auciello
    4 дні таму

    I like life in America, its where im from

  77. TMoD7007
    TMoD7007
    4 дні таму

    I'd have a triple bacon cheese burger right now! ;)

  78. Daniel Kleiner
    Daniel Kleiner
    4 дні таму

    He's describing the Trump cult.

  79. Br A
    Br A
    5 дзён таму

    Alwyays loved Carlin. He just somehow always had the finger on the pulse of humanity. Great record of George Carlin, goes back to the 1960's.. " WHAT IS AIR " ? True classic...

  80. Christoochi
    Christoochi
    5 дзён таму

    The man could riff like very few can even dream to riff

  81. Mike Destiny
    Mike Destiny
    5 дзён таму

    Thought this was a Lincoln Project ad.

  82. Νικόλαος Σεργεβίδης
    Νικόλαος Σεργεβίδης
    5 дзён таму

    I watch and rewatch Georges's speeches and every time is like the first time even when might know every word he is gonna say. The way he says "Nobody seems to notice nobody seems to care..." such a wake-up call.

  83. Hostis Vetust Chesmu
    Hostis Vetust Chesmu
    5 дзён таму

    I like how George is past all the mind shit filters we grow up with!

  84. Jeramithehuman
    Jeramithehuman
    5 дзён таму

    Should be mandatory to watch this by every American at least 3 time a week. Maybe eventually they’ll wake up

  85. Jesse Reed
    Jesse Reed
    5 дзён таму

    Answer this question: People that have never met, never heard of each other, people that don't believe as well as people who do. People who are Atheists, Buddhist monks, and Christians alike. People who live on opposite ends of the world. People who both do and don't have internet. People both young and old. People who have never heard of the bible and/or any word in it. How are these people with no correlation getting the exact same dreams in the year 2020? All the dreams have the same few words in it. "I AM COMING SOON. BE READY. REPENT." What are the odds of that? Did you know that the bible itself stated that would happen? ACTS 2:17 "'In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams. You are all making it seem like its hard to be saved and your understanding of morality is flawed. THIS IS HOW YOU GET SAVED. Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." You must BELIEVE those words you just spoke. Say those words until you believe them. I to had an utter hatred of Jesus Christ. Even the utterance of his name would annoy me. All that anger was taken in one single night. The amount of seething rage I had for humanity and god and all things was impossible to stop in 20+ years and it was stopped in a single night. Dear Lord I pray that anyone who sees this message will Come to you, that you take their shackles off and show them the light. I pray that anyone who utters the acceptance of Jesus Christ above and believes the words they spoke will feel an unnatural peace. A peace that they have never felt in their entire life. Take away their anger like you did for me so that they stay clouded no more. In Jesus name I pray. Amen.

    1. Nagpurkar
      Nagpurkar
      5 дзён таму

      You are either dumb or stupid to believe in this bullshit.

  86. David Gearardo
    David Gearardo
    5 дзён таму

    Leave the population centers, unfortunately all the people saying 'this is so true' he was so right, they will stay in those heavily populated areas because' excuses' they love the convenience, so quit saying oh he's so right. Because you stayed out of convenience.

  87. Casey Hicks
    Casey Hicks
    5 дзён таму

    crowder

  88. Js Travelers
    Js Travelers
    5 дзён таму

    If you agree with the late Carlin and think voting is a waste of time, then you should move to a country that doesn't allow it's own citizens to vote.

  89. Dalan Sullivan
    Dalan Sullivan
    5 дзён таму

    Miss you a lil extra today Carlin

  90. Alexandra Bernhardt
    Alexandra Bernhardt
    5 дзён таму

    9:51...: "There is a big club ( of wealthy people) and you're ain't in it !" Spoken the truth. Money and Lobbying rules the planet.

  91. g3tsum01
    g3tsum01
    6 дзён таму

    Ill vote for you holmes!!

  92. Nolan Martin
    Nolan Martin
    6 дзён таму

    "We stole it from the Mexicans and the Indians" The Spanish arnt native to the Americas either, they also stole it from the natives and than America stole it from the Spanish. This is just human history

    1. Jeramithehuman
      Jeramithehuman
      5 дзён таму

      He meant Native Americans

  93. Dirk Bastardrelief
    Dirk Bastardrelief
    6 дзён таму

    I respect Steve Martin for recognizing that his material was no longer funny and retiring. Carlin just kept cranking out the same cranky old man stuff. Thank god he kept the run-on lists to a minimum. Otherwise he'd sound like a "spoken word" poet. Yeesh.

  94. Primtones
    Primtones
    6 дзён таму

    Most people applauding Carlin are exactly the people Carlin was talking about. The Dunning-Kruger effect made Carlin popular.

  95. Reinard Harmse
    Reinard Harmse
    6 дзён таму

    "If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: You've got you're comfort inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got your Red Lobster, where you eat. Everybody's vey fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude!" - Jeremy Clarkson

    1. Reinard Harmse
      Reinard Harmse
      3 дні таму

      @Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas It's saddening that people actually believe that crap. But then again, these people thought that a reality TV star with multiple bankruptcies and has at least $1 Billion of debt was going to save an economy that didn't need saving.

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      Starr & The Dynamic Chihuahuas
      3 дні таму

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  96. Debbie Cartier
    Debbie Cartier
    6 дзён таму

    I watch George all the time, and he's been correct with every damn thing there is... And it's not just Americans... Canadians too and I'm from Canada... The politicians are a bunch of cocksuckers.... The Government's corrupted and dumb as shit... The only thing good about Canada and USA is that some of the scenic routes are pretty and that's not even a handful

  97. Philip Hew
    Philip Hew
    6 дзён таму

    Would be so funny if it’s not so true.

  98. terrel wilbourn
    terrel wilbourn
    6 дзён таму

    The American dream

  99. Jade Night
    Jade Night
    6 дзён таму

    This video shows just how much Carlin loved our country. Nothing but truth he spouted - I wished that we'd wake up.

  100. Sick Man
    Sick Man
    6 дзён таму

    People lauph but I think George was a little tired of the crap. Just look around, he is not telling jokes. Its the truth.